Oven Fire

Yes, there was an actual FIRE in my oven. No, I didn't do it. Yes, all the alarms in my apartment went off. No, the dogs did not shit themselves. Yes, there was smoke everywhere. No, I didn't eat all that bacon by myself.

I apparently need to buy some rimmed baking sheets.

For what it's worth: Simple Green, some dish soap, some baking soda work, and good old elbow grease works wonders for getting crud off your oven floor.